Showing posts with label 5/10. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 5/10. Show all posts

Saturday, November 24, 2018

The Grinch: Scott Mosier, Yarrow Cheney


In the The Grinch, the Who's down in Whoville sing “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” and sing the verse about Jesus. Which means that in this universe there was a Who Jesus Christ. And since there are no other population centers shown, we can only assume that Whoville was where he was crucified. It makes you wonder what Dr. Seuss' in-universe version of Christianity might be like. Even more, it makes you wonder what the Whoville Bible is like. You think it's written in rhyme?

“What happened next, well in Whoville they say/That Jesus the Christ came back the third day.”

Seriously though, this new Grinch movie isn’t terrible, just sorta blasé and unnecessary. Like most Illumination films, the art direction and individual gags can be inspired. But they still have no idea how to tell original, meaningful stories without wholesale stealing from better films. A lot of the slapstick worked really well! But it was in service of a poorly told story. Did we really need to give Cindy Lou Who a gang of elementary school troublemakers? Did we need that fat reindeer character and his story arc?

Rating: 5/10

Monday, November 12, 2018

Hillbilly: Sally Rubin, Ashley York


To read this review, go to: http://www.unseenfilms.net/2018/11/nate-hood-looks-at-hillbilly-2018-doc.html.

Rating: 5/10

Sunday, November 11, 2018

Venom: Ruben Fleischer


Finally saw Ruben Fleischer's Venom. Whatta trainwreck. It wants to be this gritty, hard-R story that SAYS THING about the evils of CAPITALISM and ADDICTION. The problem is that it only really works when it embraces its destiny as a campy slapstick buddy comedy. I totally get why so many audiences liked it: once it gets going, it has a charming irreverent humor that feels more organic than all the eye-rolling sarcasm of James Gunn’s films. Eddie and Venom’s relationship was genuinely entertaining and fun to watch! The problem is that to get there it has to slog through the blandest, most paint-by-numbers first act I think I’ve ever seen in a superhero origin story. And even after it gets going the story beats could be predicted by a toddler. Given the stupid amount of money it made, a sequel is inevitable. Hopefully this time it’ll focus more on the Eddie/Venom dynamic that audiences actually enjoyed instead of rote save-the-world, science-is-evil story beats.

Rating: 5/10

Monday, September 17, 2018

Went the Day Well?: Alberto Cavalcanti


Rating: 5/10

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

The Nun: Corin Hardy


To read this review, go to: https://www.theyoungfolks.com/review/125034/conjuring-spin-off-the-nun/.

Rating: 5/10

Sunday, August 19, 2018

What Keeps You Alive: Colin Minihan


To read this review, go to: https://www.theyoungfolks.com/review/124288/what-keeps-you-alive-movie-review-a-thriller-that-borrows-too-liberally-from-other-better-films/.

Rating: 5/10

Highway Dragnet: Nathan Juran


To read this review, go to: http://theretroset.com/cormans-career-defining-highway-dragnet/.

Rating: 5/10

Saturday, August 11, 2018

Breaking the Waves: Lars von Trier








Rating: 5/10

Saturday, August 4, 2018

Rokuroku: The Promise of the Witch: Yudai Yamaguchi, Keita Amemiya


To read this review, go to: http://www.unseenfilms.net/2018/08/nate-hoods-fantasia-yokai-monster.html.

Rating: 5/10

Sunday, July 29, 2018

The Guardian: Zhigang Yang


To read this review, go to: https://www.theyoungfolks.com/review/123619/the-guardian-boasts-beautiful-art-and-brave-politics-but-also-an-unfollowable-story/.

Rating: 5/10

Sunday, July 22, 2018

Amiko: Yoko Yamanaka


To read this review, go to: http://www.unseenfilms.net/2018/07/nate-hood-on-amiko-2018-fantasia-2018.html.

Rating: 5/10

Sunday, July 15, 2018

Crossroads: One Two Jaga: Namron


To read this review, go to: https://www.theyoungfolks.com/review/122941/what-happened-to-the-new-york-asian-film-festivals-main-slate-a-bewildered-retrospective/.

Rating: 5/10

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Sekigahara: Masato Harada


To read this review, go to: http://www.unseenfilms.net/2018/07/nate-hood-takes-on-sekigahara-2017.html.

Rating: 5/10

Friday, May 18, 2018

Deadpool 2: David Leitch


Rating: 5/10

Monday, April 30, 2018

The Man Who Stole Banksy: Marco Proserpio


To read this review, go to: https://www.theyoungfolks.com/review/119716/tribeca-2018-movie-review-the-man-who-stole-banksy/.

Rating: 5/10

Sunday, April 22, 2018

Yellow is Forbidden: Pietra Brettkelly


To read this review, go to: https://www.theyoungfolks.com/review/118674/tribeca-2018-movie-review-yellow-is-forbidden/.

5/10

Saturday, March 17, 2018

A Wrinkle in Time: Ava DuVernay


The following is my article on Ava DuVernay's A Wrinkle in Time that I wrote for my church newsletter.

The irony is almost too much. Upon its initial release in 1962, Madeleine L'Engle's young adult sci-fi epic A Wrinkle in Time was roundly attacked and condemned by conservative groups for a panoply of preposterous reasons. Some claimed that it promoted witchcraft by featuring three female-passing immortal characters with seemingly supernatural powers to teleport and shapeshift. Some objected to the text’s referring to Jesus as a historical figure who, alongside other luminaries like Siddhartha Gautama, the historical Buddha, helped push back the forces of darkness in human history. And some even argued that the book somehow made young readers challenge their religious beliefs. The result was the book’s being banned from schools and libraries throughout the country. In one of the more flatly preposterous examples of censorship gone amok I’ve ever encountered as a film writer and cultural scholar, in the 1990s A Wrinkle in Time was banned and publicly challenged more times than Bret Easton Ellis’ American Psycho, a book which describes in hideously graphic detail the exploits of a sexually perverted serial killer. And now with the release of Disney’s new cinematic adaptation of the novel by Academy Award-nominated director Ava DuVernay, those same groups that picketed the novel in the 60s are indignantly protesting the film’s excision of its Christian influences. It seems the late Mrs. L’Engle cannot win.

I have no intentions of poking a stick into the proverbial anthill of public discourse surrounding DuVernay’s A Wrinkle in Time, particularly seeing how it has already received its fair share of scrutiny on the part of critics and audiences. (At the time of writing, the film currently has a 42% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.) But the subject of the film’s depiction of faith or lack thereof bears examining. After all, for all her critics’ claims of religious subversion, L’Engle was a passionate, outspoken Christian. Serving for years as the official writer-in-residence at New York City's Episcopal Cathedral of St. John the Divine, L’Engle blended explicit Christian theology into science-fiction and fantasy stories geared towards younger audiences with a fervor and skill rivaled only by C. S. Lewis.

Consider A Wrinkle in Time itself. The book follows the four Murray children and their friend Calvin O’Keefe as they are spirited away on an intergalactic adventure to rescue their scientist father from the clutches of IT—a bodiless telepathic brain from the planet Camazotz that seeks to dominate the universe through fascistic conformity. IT is an avatar for The Black Thing—the literal embodiment of all the universe’s evil that wages an endless war against the forces of good and light. Helping the children are Mrs. Whatsit, Mrs. Who, and Mrs. Witch, three mysterious beings with great powers posing as bag-ladies who are revealed to be servants of the light. They inspire the children to defeat the darkness, not through violence and fighting, but through pure, self-sacrificing love. The references to Christianity are direct and deliberate. The three Mrs.’s can be read as angels, saints, or even aspects of the Holy Trinity—one of them even directly quotes 1 John. One of the planets visited by the children is named after the Archangel Uriel while the planets controlled by IT and The Black Thing are named after real life pagan gods like Ixchel, the Mayan jaguar goddess of medicine. And Jesus is indeed mentioned as one of the light’s greatest champions against the darkness.

But the movie removes all the Christian theology and replaces with with mealy-mouthed New Age humanism. All quotations of scripture and references to Jesus are removed (yet curiously Buddha still gets mentioned in passing). The Mrs.’s have much of their dignity and gravity as emissaries from a benevolent, all-loving creator replaced with manic quirkiness that draws easy laughs from the audience. The essential thrust of the film is one of personal empowerment for confused young people, particularly Meg (Storm Reid), an emotionally conflicted thirteen-year-old paralyzed by low self-esteem and social awkwardness. The oldest Mrs.—Mrs. Which (Oprah Winfrey)—gives her a rousing speech about believing in herself and finding the light within. This is, of course, a fine and noble sentiment for young people, particularly those from disenfranchised minority backgrounds. But it saps the film of its rigor, draining all of the poetic lifeblood of its original allegory. What’s left is a moral that has been echoed by countless kid’s movies and television shows.

I want to emphasize that I don’t believe this stripping of Christian influence was some sinister ploy on the part of Disney or the filmmakers to subversively secularize America. Certainly DuVernay shouldn’t be attacked—throughout her career she has proved herself a filmmaker of great insight, respect, and compassion on the subject of religion, most particularly in her 2014 biopic of Martin Luther King Jr. Selma (2014). I think if anything, this was a decision made by higher ups to make the film more digestible for general audiences, particularly international ones in Asia where Christianity isn’t the majority religion. But doing so seems to have been a fatal mistake. Faith in the Christian God was essential to L’Engle and her work. Removing it leaves a scar that cannot be healed by any amount of CGI.

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Multiple Maniacs: John Waters


John Waters' Multiple Maniacs succeeds in being as horrifically blasphemous, gross, and trashy and possible. The anal penetration scene with Divine and Mink Stole in the church was...a scene, I suppose. But there's the thing: it isn't as interesting as it might want to be. It has a solid opening with the Cavalcade of Perversion and the visions of religious ecstacy. And the rape scene with the giant lobster is among the most bizarre and memorable of Waters' entire career. But much of the movie just DRAGS. So much of the film, especially in the middle, is just the characters talking to each other. And though Waters' dialogue is charming, I've found it works best in small doses and one-liners, not prolonged conversations.

5/10

The Cloverfield Paradox: Julius Onah


Maybe it wasn't a good idea to make a big brouhaha about Julius Onah's The Cloverfield Project being released on Netflix on Superbowl Sunday after the end of the game. It put way too much attention on a film that should never have been scrutinized as some epic work of sci-fi. The film is a decent, though cliched and predictable, piece of "Space is Hard" cinema. There's some decent character work and I've always loved the idea of people being trapped in the wrong dimensions. (Thank you DC Comics' Power Girl!) Some of the special effects are nice, particularly the scene where Chris O'Dowd's arm gets stuck in the fluid-like wall before it's severed off. But something about the whole thing doesn't add up. This film should never have been attached to the Cloverfield franchise, particularly on the tail of 10 Cloverfield Land (2016), one of the best straight-up thrillers in recent years.

5/10

Saturday, February 10, 2018

The Great Buddha +: Hsin-yao Huang


To read this review, go to: https://www.theyoungfolks.com/review/116153/movie-review-the-great-buddha/.

5/10