A collection of informal movie reviews for the purpose of documenting my thoughts on the films that I watch.
Thursday, December 31, 2015
Songcatcher: Maggie Greenwald
Much like in Maggie Greenwald's earlier triumph The Ballad of Little Jo, her 2000 film Songcatcher begins with a spurned young woman fleeing an oppressive misogynist by traveling to a remote community. Both also involve a specific shot of her walking down a country road. These films share a theme of feminine self-identity; of striking out on one's own (even if it's involuntarily) and redefining oneself in a foreign world. It's a shame that Songcatcher isn't nearly as good. I loved the parts involving the main character exploring Appalachian music. Truth be told, I wouldn't mind getting my hands on the soundtrack. But it can't decide if it wants to be a romance, a historical drama, a story about music, or a coming-of-middle-age story for the protagonist (if that's even a thing...). The LGBTQ+ subplot between the two schoolteachers also felt forced and out of place with the rest of the film.
6/10
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
The Brainiac: Chano Urueta
What do I love most about Chano Urueta’s The Brainiac? The early scene where an astronomer and his girlfriend park a car in front of a literal picture of a space observatory? How the titular monster looks like it’s wearing a papier-mâché goat head with a long, snake-like tongue? The way the film tediously repeats the same paralyze/seduce/kill sequence 3-4 times? I'm not lying about that last part, by the way. The last two-thirds of the film feel like they played the same reel of film 3-4 times with only minor variations. The Brainiac is too boring to be camp, too campy to be gruesome.
3/10
The Big Short: Adam McKay
The most overtly political Hollywood film in years, Adam McKay’s The Big Short is less interested in explaining the root causes of the 2007-2010 financial crisis than in explaining how pissed off the American people should be at the investors and bankers who caused it. Not to say that it doesn’t brilliantly succeed with the former: using tongue-in-cheek, 4th wall-shattering asides, illustrations, and deliberately dumbed-down explanations, McKay makes damn sure that every single audience member, regardless of intelligence or education, understands just how broken and corrupt both the financial system and its profiteers are. But more than just a polemic, The Big Short embodies a manic energy and style reminiscent of Danny Boyle’s early hyper-kineticism. This is cinema at its angriest and most entrancing.
8/10
The Hateful Eight: Quentin Tarantino
Despite being almost literally 90% dialogue, Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight reaffirms his acumen as a filmmaker first and a writer second by being one of the most visually fascinating films of 2015. Using the full range of his 70mm aspect ratio, Tarantino indulges in stark, horizontal compositions emphasizing space and distance—a remarkable feat considering almost the entire movie takes place in a cramped, one room haberdashery. It also helps that The Hateful Eight might be one of Tarantino’s top three greatest screenplays, a misanthropic locked-room mystery with one of the most nihilistic third acts in a Western since Sergio Corbucci’s The Great Silence (1968).
8/10
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
Alice in the Cities: Wim Wenders
To read this review, go to: http://theretroset.com/b-roll-wim-wenders-alice-in-the-cities-1974/.
7/10
Monday, December 28, 2015
Mistress America: Noah Baumbach
Watching Noah Baumbach's MISTRESS AMERICA. Is Brooke (Greta Gerwig) supposed to be an unlikable bitch?
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
I get being comedically detached and self-centered. But I knew people like that in high school. They are NOT good people beneath it all.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
Being ironically unlikable doesn't make you actually likable. How is this hard to figure out?
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
I legitimately wanted to strangle her during that scene. I've been that other woman. I still am, in many cases... https://t.co/wIqmXgE6Dk
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
What the hell? How was this film made by Baumbach, the guy who did FRANCES HA (2012), one of my favorite movies of the DECADE?
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
HA-HA!! That one black girl has a crippling, debilitating insecurity with trusting her loved ones! She's so silly! #MistressAmerica
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
I'm having the same problem with MISTRESS AMERICA that I did with Lone Scherfig's AN EDUCATION. Both are well made, well acted... (1/2)
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
...but centered on completely unlikable, remorselessly self-centered a**holes that the film wants us to THINK are brave and daring and wise.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
Brooke, you don't get to lecture Tracy about what people do and don't find hurtful after mocking that high school acquaintance you tormented
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
This just in: Brooke is the only one who EVER gets to suffer. Everyone else's pain is worthless and unfounded. #MistressAmerica
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
Now everybody's being a b!tch to Tracy b/c...Baumbach needed a third act denouement? What the hell is going on?
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
Wow. There is not a single good person in this whole film. That short story reading scene proved it. It's astonishing. #MistressAmerica
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
3/10
Sunday, December 27, 2015
Lady Snowblood 2: Love Song of Vengeance: Toshiya Fujita
The opening 3 minutes of LADY SNOWBLOOD 2: one of the most badass openings in action film history. She doesn't even break her stride...
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 27, 2015
It's been a few years since I've seen the first LADY SNOWBLOOD. Wasn't it rather apolitical? Inasmuch as any film can be apolitical, I mean.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 27, 2015
Curiously, they immediately position Lady Snowblood into a specific time and place for the sequel. Quite an interesting move.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 27, 2015
Always find it funny when companies display their products to Star Wars' Imperial March in TV ads. "Yes, we're also genocidal imperialists!"
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
What I'm taking away from LADY SNOWBLOOD 2: the eponymous killer isn't very interesting as a tertiary character. Which, in this case, she is
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
Why was Lady Snowblood in this movie? She's not the main character. She's barely more than an errand-girl/bodyguard FOR the main character.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
Okay, okay...that last battle scene WAS pretty tight...
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
But the film's a mess: it doesn't know what to do with its hero and only has 2-3 action sequences of any note.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 28, 2015
6/10
Ex Machina: Alex Garland
Wait, why didn't anybody tell me that about 50% of EX MACHINA's cast makes up like 30% of THE FORCE AWAKENS' cast?
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 26, 2015
I do love how the wunderkind programmer who invented Google at 13 didn't make his sex robots Three Laws of Robotics compatible. #ExMachina
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 26, 2015
When I first saw Alex Garland's Ex Machina, I thought it was one of the best films of 2015. But now that I've given the film a few days to digest, I've found myself considerably less impressed. It's still a damn fine movie with some amazing special effects (rotoscoping CGI? Fantastic!). But I've seen the whole "can a computer become a human being" issue done too many times before, most notably (and successfully) in Mamoru Oshii's Ghost in the Shell (1995) and Steven Spielberg's A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001). Again, I want to emphasis that it's very good. But it really didn't bring anything new to the table.7/10
Saturday, December 26, 2015
Friday, December 25, 2015
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
Strangers in the Night: Anthony Mann
To read this review, go to: http://theretroset.com/b-roll-anthony-manns-strangers-in-the-night-1944/.
8/10
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
A Burlesque on Carmen: Charlie Chaplin
So, there are apparently two versions of Charlie Chaplin's A Burlesque on Carmen: his original 20 minute-ish cut and the 40 minute-ish cut by the studio which forced in extra, superfluous footage to make it longer. Mercifully I managed to find a reconstructed copy of the original 20-minute-ish cut. And yet...I still didn't particularly like it. The film lampoons Cecil B. DeMille's Carmen (1915), his adaptation of the Bizet opera. Chaplin reconstructs many of DeMille's scenes and compositions with admirable accuracy, particularly the opening beach shots and the scenes where the Romani smugglers hold a door closed against enemy soldiers. But the first half of the film feels contrived and bloated. It's only in the last third or so where the film comes to life with on-point fight choreography and gags. The scene where he battles against one of his old soldier compatriots after defecting to the Romani marks the high point of the film. But it comes too late.
Paris Belongs to Us: Jacques Rivette
Jacques Rivette was always the most demanding of the French New Wave directors, wasn't he? Éric Rohmer's languid reflections on youthful ennui might come close, but Rivette takes the cake. Consider his film Paris Belongs to Us: it's like a tone poem with a plot-like disposition. The characters spend the run-time wondering around Paris, looking for answers, looking for purpose. A constant modernist musical score adds an eerie atmosphere of dread to the proceedings. Though the film might have an actual story involving intrigue and plot twists, by the end it becomes almost entirely disjointed. When the various threads of the central conspiracy theory come together, one can't help but sit there in confused silence and blink. But as an aesthetic experience, it's fascinating albeit occasionally tedious.
7/10
Monday, December 21, 2015
Spotlight: Tom McCarthy
I think @thecinemasnob said it best: SPOTLIGHT is essentially a gangster movie without gangsters.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 21, 2015
SPOTLIGHT also had the best screenplay I've experienced all year. Even when I had no idea what was going on, I knew what was going on.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 21, 2015
Was also surprised by SPOTLIGHT 's treatment of 9/11: as just another obstacle in the investigation, not as an earthshaking cataclysm.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 21, 2015
I don't know if I've ever seen a film treat 9/11 so nonchalantly. But it worked.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 21, 2015
Mark Ruffalo continues his reign as one of America's most under-appreciated actors. He's perfected inwardly tormented pathos. #Spotlight
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 21, 2015
8/10
Sunday, December 20, 2015
The Element of Crime: Lars von Trier
[Revisit Review]
Re-watching Lars von Trier's The Element of Crime for the first time in what must have been 5-6 years, I found myself revisiting images that had haunted me since my first viewing: a man on his back on a raft on a flooded road throwing pages of useless documents into the water; a corpse on the ground surrounded by glowing light bulbs; a horse corpse being lifted from the water. After this second viewing, I'm still not sure what the film is really about. But this is a film of images and tone, not necessarily a cohesive narrative.
7/10
Saturday, December 19, 2015
Brooklyn: John Crowley
John Crowley's BROOKLYN: proves that good taste need not make a film puerile or naive. Quietly devastating, emotionally bombastic. 8/10
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 20, 2015
I adored the cinematography in BROOKLYN, particularly how Yves Bélanger constantly limited the number of light sources for shots.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 20, 2015
The lighting was so sparse that there were rich shadows even in scenes that took place outside in the sunshine.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 20, 2015
As much as I loved Saoirse Ronan, I hope Emory Cohen's performance doesn't get lost in the shuffle.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 20, 2015
Cohen seems to channel the quiet yet intense sincerity of Ernest Borgnine in Delbert Mann's MARTY (1955).
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 20, 2015
8/10
Friday, December 18, 2015
Star Wars: The Force Awakens: J. J. Abrams
If Star Wars spoilers are showing up already from Europe, them I'm logging off social media until tomorrow night. See y'all then!
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 17, 2015
Okay, so, I'm back and ready to chat STAR WARS!!
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
First off, I LOVE Kylo Ren. He's what would happen if you gave a Gamergate Meninist a light-saber.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
@BuddyCopDoug I do. I have issues with it. But it's pretty good.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
The creature effects stole the show...except for those atrocious CGI tentacle beasts.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
Here's my biggest problem: THE FORCE AWAKENS is almost literally a remake of A NEW HOPE.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
@flipcritic It's got bits and pieces of EMPIRE, too.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
@flipcritic But here's the thing: if I wanted to watch Eps. 4-6's greatest hits, I'd just watch Eps. 4-6! I want something entirely new!
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
@flipcritic Oh definitely.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
Best part of the movie? Boyega's Finn. He was really the only genuinely NEW thing in the film.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
Worst part? "The Death Star was THIS big. Starkiller Base is THIIIIIIS big." It's like the film straight-up admits that it's out of ideas.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
@flipcritic Very true! But she was really channeling Han Solo. I can't think of any precedent for Finn.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
@flipcritic Make no mistake: she was INCREDIBLE!!
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
Bottom line: THE FORCE AWAKENS is good. Good, but not great. But it's got the heart, soul, and charm that made me love the original trilogy.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
Now that a new generation of filmmakers have spent an entire film gushing about their love of the old movies, let's do something new next!
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
And by the way: don't think that I didn't notice that the chunky X-Wing pilot survived this time.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
Actually, I have a few more STAR WARS thoughts...
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
That shot of Rey sitting in the sand in front of the Star Destroyer? Hit me almost as hard as Luke Skywalker staring at the Tatooine suns.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
Did anybody else think the editing in STAR WARS was a bit wonky? None of the really impressive shots lasted as long as I wish they did.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
The little boy sitting in the seat next to mine laughed and screamed at all the right places. https://t.co/pqVdMcyAhO
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 18, 2015
7/10
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Dressed to Kill: Eugene J. Forde
Eugene J. Forde's Dressed to Kill is one of the most enjoyable B-movies I've ever seen. And I mean "B-movie" in its technical definition, not the figurative one which seems to have engulfed all low-budget, super-stylized films from the 30s, 40s, and 50s. Dressed to Kill was almost certainly intended to play as the second part of a double feature. But the film is still incredibly fresh and delightful, mostly due to how it doesn't take itself too seriously. At times it almost plays like a parody of serious detective films. It seems like nearly everybody is in on the joke: the owner of the hotel where the central double murder takes place tells the detective to not have the bodies removed through the lobby “this time;” the detective chomps on a celery stick pilfered from the murder scene while investigating it; frantic shenanigans involving a ticking time bomb, a police officer, and a delivery boy are had. Rich humor, great supporting characters, and excellent cinematography make this film one for the books...even if there is a heaping helping of "unfortunate" racial stereotypes.
7/10
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Night at the Crossroads: Jean Renoir
To read this review, go to: http://theretroset.com/b-roll-jean-renoirs-night-at-the-crossroads-1932/.
9/10
Monday, December 14, 2015
Carmen: Cecil B. DeMille
Carmen may be one of the sexiest films Cecil B. DeMille ever directed. Geraldine Farrar shines as the eponymous Romani temptress who lures a respectable soldier into a life of crime, passion, and murder. Equal parts unabashed and unapologetic, she brings a Devil-May-Care quality to the scenes where she rejects the soldier in favor of the toreador. I honestly have a hard time believing that this film was made and released before The Cheat, quite possibly DeMille's first true triumph as a director. He already demonstrates a superb eye for frame compositions and cinematic language. I found this more compelling than D.W. Griffith's Judith of Bethulia (1914), his first true attempt at a large-scale historical production. Carmen manages to be both sexy and emotionally effective.
8/10
Friday, December 11, 2015
Take Me Out to the Ball Game: Busby Berkeley
I think I liked Busby Berkeley's Take Me Out to the Ball Game for the wrong reasons. I mean, the film has some problems: the drama is contrived, the pacing uneven, and the dance numbers just sorta...disappear in the last half. But it's fascinating from a cultural standpoint. Here's a film where the women have almost as much sexual agency as the men: watch how Betty Garrett pursues Frank Sinatra; watch how Esther Williams refuses to surrender her love of baseball in her romantic pursuits. It doesn't hurt that seeing Frank Sinatra as a gynophobe is absolutely surreal. He...plays the part oddly well. The musical number celebrating America was delightful, as well. Gotta love World War Two era Hollywood. Er, 1949 counts as "World War Two era" right?
6/10
The Reluctant Dragon: Alfred Werker, Hamilton Luske, Jack Cutting, Ub Iwerks, Jack Kinney
The Reluctant Dragon is one of the more intriguing early animated films by Walt Disney, mostly because it isn't really a film but a collection of four shorts strung together by a truly intriguing framing device: a man goes to Walt Disney Studios seeking to sell his story The Reluctant Dragon to the Big Man himself. It's actually quite fascinating getting to see the inner workings of their animation studio. Curiously, the animation segments themselves are rather blasé--due in no small part, I imagine, to the animators' strike that was going on at the time. Still, the film is well worth seeing. And the Goofy and Baby Weems shorts are delightful, even if they're also unfinished.
7/10
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
Miracle on 34th Street: George Seaton
Watching George Seaton's MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET (1947) with the folks. They insisted on the colorized version. Oh well...can't win 'em all.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 10, 2015
One of the best parts? Picking out all the cameos from classic character actors. Look! It's Thelma Ritter! Look! It's Robert Shaw!
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 10, 2015
Here's what most cynics miss about MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET: it's a fable. It's meant to be watched symbolically, not taken literally.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 10, 2015
Consider this: the film never explains why Santa Claus was in New York in the first place. Why does he take such an interest in Macy's?
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 10, 2015
Okay, there's ONE good thing about watching MIRACLE IN 34TH STREET in color: seeing Maureen O'Hara's red hair in all its fiery beauty.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 10, 2015
The look Edmund Gwenn gives Natalie Wood when she first tells him her dream of having a real house was justification enough for his Oscar.
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 10, 2015
The central mechanic in #Mo34S is the struggle between the fantastic (Santa Claus) and the realistic (the US legal system).
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 10, 2015
Remarkably, the film cheapens neither of them. #Mo34S
— Nathanael Hood (@NateHood257) December 10, 2015
8/10Tuesday, December 8, 2015
Monday, December 7, 2015
The Swimmer: Frank Perry, Sydney Pollack
See, here's the thing: I think that Frank Perry and Sydney Pollack's The Swimmer is a very flawed film. Whether it's painful slow-motion sequences or side-plots added to John Cheever's original short story, The Swimmer stretches to reach a full run-time. One of the real strengths of the short story was its brevity--things happened so fast that the reader had to sprint to keep up with them. But still, The Swimmer is a fascinating film with great performances and excellent cinematography. The whole thing feels like Luis Buñuel by way of Douglas Sirk. I would eagerly recommend the film to anyone. But still, the film has some issues.
6/10
Sunday, December 6, 2015
Saturday, December 5, 2015
The Peanuts Movie: Steve Martino
Steve Martino's The Peanuts Movie is like a warm bowl of chicken noodle soup and a mug of hot chocolate. To watch it is to be lulled into the sweetly warm universe of The Peanuts once more. True, it doesn't really break any new ground. In fact, the film is essentially a Greatest Hits compilation of the long-running series' most famous gags, characters, and shticks. I'm actually curious to see where the next film--because there will almost certainly be a sequel--will go since this one has so strip-mined Peanuts continuity that the filmmakers will have to think of something original.
7/10
Thursday, December 3, 2015
Camera Buff: Krzysztof Kieślowski
To read this review, go to: http://theretroset.com/b-roll-krzysztof-kieslowskis-camera-buff-1979/.
7/10
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
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