Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Hairspray: John Waters


I've never seen the 2007 Adam Shankman remake of the Broadway musical remake of John Waters' Hairspray. But now I'll have to check it out, because if it's anywhere near as enjoyable, silly, yet emotional as the original, it can't be half bad. It's so weird seeing a John Waters' film that doesn't contain any sex scenes or murders. It's so weird seeing a John Waters' film with the New Line Cinema logo before the opening credits. It's so weird seeing a John Waters' film with actual actors and celebrities. It's so weird seeing a John Waters' film where said actual actors and celebrites act alongside Dreamlanders! It's such a surreal experience, yet the film is so gleefully inclusive, warm-hearted, and entertaining that it keeps you engaged even as you try and figure out what's going on.

8/10

Female Trouble: John Waters


John Waters' Female Trouble in many ways feels like a warm-up for Waters' Serial Mom, in that it's obsessed with America's own obsession with criminals and murderers and how, in Waters' words, the country mistakes infamy for fame. But perhaps the best way to enjoy Female Trouble is just to sit agog and admire its insanity. The "Crime is Beauty" philosophy is among the most intriguing in Waters' career, and Divine lives up to it with one of her best performances, particularly after the acid attack that leaves her character grotesquely scarred and disfigured. The scene at the end where she performs for the crowded auditorium by doing trampoline tricks before asking "Who wants to die for art?" may be the greatest in her career, even more than the infamous last shot of Pink Flamingos.

7/10

Multiple Maniacs: John Waters


John Waters' Multiple Maniacs succeeds in being as horrifically blasphemous, gross, and trashy and possible. The anal penetration scene with Divine and Mink Stole in the church was...a scene, I suppose. But there's the thing: it isn't as interesting as it might want to be. It has a solid opening with the Cavalcade of Perversion and the visions of religious ecstacy. And the rape scene with the giant lobster is among the most bizarre and memorable of Waters' entire career. But much of the movie just DRAGS. So much of the film, especially in the middle, is just the characters talking to each other. And though Waters' dialogue is charming, I've found it works best in small doses and one-liners, not prolonged conversations.

5/10

Desperate Living: John Waters


Oh my how I love this movie. There are only a few John Waters movies I'd choose to watch a second time, but Desperate Living is definitely one of them. The film contains two of my favorite performances from the Dreamland repertoire: Mink Stole at her neurotic best and Edith Massey as the deliciously evil Queen Carlotta. Mortville is a surprisingly interesting setting for a film, and the inhabitants are some of the most colorful in Waters' entire filmography. But most importantly, it just made me laugh more than most of his other films. And hey, the film ends with good defeating evil!

7/10

The Cloverfield Paradox: Julius Onah


Maybe it wasn't a good idea to make a big brouhaha about Julius Onah's The Cloverfield Project being released on Netflix on Superbowl Sunday after the end of the game. It put way too much attention on a film that should never have been scrutinized as some epic work of sci-fi. The film is a decent, though cliched and predictable, piece of "Space is Hard" cinema. There's some decent character work and I've always loved the idea of people being trapped in the wrong dimensions. (Thank you DC Comics' Power Girl!) Some of the special effects are nice, particularly the scene where Chris O'Dowd's arm gets stuck in the fluid-like wall before it's severed off. But something about the whole thing doesn't add up. This film should never have been attached to the Cloverfield franchise, particularly on the tail of 10 Cloverfield Land (2016), one of the best straight-up thrillers in recent years.

5/10

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Annihilation: Alex Garland


I remember this feeling of awe, of trembling. I felt it for the first time in high school reading Stanisław Lem’s Solaris. At the time, I had already read many of the great sci-fi novels. But they had all—even the pulpy ones about space adventurers and intergalactic conquest—operated under the pretense of mankind’s ability to understand, react to, and in some meager way control the cosmos and the laws of nature. But here was a book about the impossibility of knowing, the ineffable futility of mankind’s feeble attempts at comprehending the universe. And for the first time in my life I felt a kind of true and terrible terror towards the vast, unknowing void beyond our planet and the inconceivable wonders and horrors without.

And now, a decade later, I felt that same horror again, but this time from a movie. Alex Garland’s Annihilation, based on the novel of the same name by Jeff VenderMeer, trades not in what mankind can learn, but in what mankind cannot—and perhaps should not—learn. The film follows a five woman team of scientists as they investigate a phenomenon known as the Shimmer, a strange area where the laws of biology and time seem to work differently. After an unidentified object crashed near a lighthouse on the coast of North America, this zone has grown and expanded to swallow up the nearby countryside of swamp and marsh, several small towns, and even a military base. Dubbed “Area X” by the government, all attempts to enter, investigate, and contain the Shimmer have failed.

Enter Lena (Natalie Portman), cellular biologist from John Hopkins and former U.S. Army soldier. Her husband Kane (Oscar Isaac) was the only surviving member of the previous expedition, and he lies on a hospital bed clinging to life as mysterious cancerous growths choke his vital organs. As Lena and her team dive deeper and deeper into the Shimmer, they discover an ecosystem gone mad where organisms evolve at such breakneck speeds that over a dozen different flowers can grow on a single stalk. Mutated animals wonder the countryside, some made angelic by their transformation, others modified into perfect killing machines. Crystal towers of bizarre geometric shapes jut out from sandy dunes. Crowds of people-shaped plants populate an evacuated neighborhood. The half-clothed skeleton of a dead soldier from a previous expedition lies plastered to the side of a drained pool, his limbs splashing out onto the walls as thick vines of leaves and moss. And everywhere there grows a strange cotton-candy colored fungi like some leprous infection. After discovering a chilling tape of Kane’s unit slicing open the stomach of one of their sick comrades to find his intestines changed into a writhing mass of snake-like tubes, they realize they’ve begun to change, too.

Members of the team get picked off, some by nightmarish animals, others by surrendering to their own madness. During these scenes one might mistake Annihilation for a horror or slasher movie. One extended sequence involving a mutated bear that can mimic human speech even echoes John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982). But the fear is a byproduct of this story of doomed exploration, not its intent. Garland has more on his mind than crafting a simple creature feature, no matter how much these creations beg for screen time.

Many critics have mentioned that Annihilation borrows too liberally from other esoteric sci-fi films about scientists investigating a mysterious unknown like Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Andrei Tarkovsky’s Stalker (1979), and even the three adaptations of my beloved Solaris. But I hesitate to call it a mere imitation. It may borrow the measured pacing, introspection, and tone from these films, but to call it a rip-off would be like dismissing any action movie for having gratuitous violence, fast-pacing, and rapid-fire editing as derivative of films like Die Hard (1988) or Hard Boiled (1992). It uses similar techniques, but it’s a film that carves out its own mesmerizing place in the sci-fi canon. I have scarcely been this hypnotized by a third act of a sci-fi film. Even Denis Villeneuve’s Arrival (2016), the closest any other recent sci-fi film has come to evoking this sort of awed wonder, revealed its secrets in its closing minutes. But Annihilation leaves us just as confused, lost, and curious at the end as we are at the beginning. And I’d scarcely want it any other way.

Rating: 9/10

Thursday, February 22, 2018

Polyester: John Waters


John Waters' Polyester is a Douglas Sirk movie from hell. I mean that in the best way possible. For once it felt like Waters was trying to make a statement about American society, even though he's admitted that all his films are reflections of the twisted, corrupted parts of America--the parts, not so coincidentally, that he likes best. I'll probably find more later one, but this is the first one of his films I've seen that seems to have a purpose, even if it was grossing audiences out with Odorama. And has anybody else noticed how many of his films end with happy endings? This one ends with the American family purged and newly sanctified.

8/10

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Mondo Trasho: John Waters


Look, not even John Waters liked Mondo Trasho. It was his first feature length film comprised of largely silent footage projected against largely stolen music from his personal collection. It's an indecipherable hodge-podge of weirdos cavorting, dancing, killing, and fighting each other. I guess it has its charm, particularly whenever Divine shows up. But it's more of an experiment than an actual film. Let's consider this Waters' version of Werner Herzog's Herakles (1962) and leave it at that.

Paddington 2: Paul King


Paul King's Paddington 2 might just be the film that ends up saving the world. It's nice, polite, hilarious, charming, and utterly delightful. There wasn't a single moment where I wasn't grinning from ear to ear watching it. I love how everyone got their own happy ending, even the bizarre villain played by Hugh Grant. It's so rare to see genuinely inoffensive comedy these days that's actually good and not just anodyne, but this film pulls it off. I suggest we screen this film on the side of the United Nations building. It might just bring abut world peace.

8/10

Friday, February 16, 2018

Peter Rabbit: Will Gluck


Well this was completely adorable. Despite a cringe-worthy advertising campaign, Will Gluck's Peter Rabbit is one of the best family movies and comedies I've seen in a while. It doesn't quite live up to the innocent sincerity of Paddington 1 and 2, but it makes up for it in energy, spunk, and naughtiness (loved that bit where Peter Rabbit was about to shove a carrot up the evil farmer's butt). Also, I had no idea Domhnall Gleeson was so good at slapstick and physical comedy. Did anyone else notice he was basically playing a less genocidal version of Admiral Hux? There's such a winsome happiness to this movie that it makes you buy into its slightly predictable and silly humor, and that's no bad thing.

7/10

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Flags of Our Fathers: Clint Eastwood


I think Flags of Our Fathers is easily Clint Eastwood's last great film. For some of my thoughts on it, go here: https://www.rogerebert.com/balder-and-dash/clint-eastwoods-accidental-heroes.

9/10

Sully: Clint Eastwood


I really liked Clint Eastwood's Sully, particularly the scenes where they recreate the pilots and passengers' reactions to crashing down into the Hudson. I go a bit more in depth on my feelings on the film here: https://www.rogerebert.com/balder-and-dash/clint-eastwoods-accidental-heroes.

8/10

Wild Bill: Walter Hill


To read this review, go to: https://www.rogerebert.com/balder-and-dash/clint-eastwoods-accidental-heroes.

4/10

The Rainbow Experiment: Christina Kallas


To read this review, go to: https://www.theyoungfolks.com/review/116462/slamdance-2018-review-the-rainbow-experiment/.

6/10

The 15:17 to Paris: Clint Eastwood


To read this review, go to: https://www.theyoungfolks.com/review/116644/the-1517-to-paris-review-clint-eastwood-misfires-with-this-bundle-of-ideological-confusion/.

3/10

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Time Regained: Raúl Ruiz


It may not have been the smartest idea to watch a nearly 3-hour adaptation of a seven-volume French novel without familiarizing myself with said French novel. I spent much of Raúl Ruiz's Time Regained bored and confused. In fact, I spent much of the first 40 minutes desperately trying not to fall asleep. Judging from the snoring around me, I wasn't the only one in my theater having the same issue. But I did appreciate the aesthetic flourishes: the abandon with which characters and scenes transitioned between time periods; how props and even actors were physically moved along with the camera to create a sense of detachment; the attention to historical and culture details. The acting is lovely, especially John Malkovich as the masochistic Le Baron de Charlus. There was not an inch of him that wasn't ECSTATIC to be giving a performance en français. But if I'm to properly appreciate this film, it should only be after reading all of Marcel Proust's In Search of Lost Time. And that might take a while.

6/10

Monday, February 12, 2018

Philadelphia: Jonathan Demme


I better not hear ANYBODY try and say that Jonathan Demme's Philadelphia was a cheap piece of Oscar bait. It was too well made, too well acted, too bold, and too willing to risk seeming silly and overly melodramatic for it to be mistaken as a cynic grab for critical recognition. The film is further proof that Demme was the greatest master of the close-up since Ingmar Bergman; nobody else knew better when, how, or why to use them. I love the subjective flourishes of Tom Hanks hallucinating during the trial. I love the scene where we suddenly enter his mind as he explains his favor aria to Denzel Washington. I love the willingness to go for the sappy ending with the home movies. I wish more films had this one's bravery.

9/10

Sunday, February 11, 2018

Winchester: The Spierig Brothers


It is with a heavy heart that I must report that RottenTomatoes is back on its bullsh*t again. Somehow they decided to give the Spierig Brothers' Winchester a 10% rating. Balderdash. It's a solid 7/10. It does nothing new, breaks no ground, but it tells an intriguing story well and effectively. I'm amazed that there haven't been movies on the Winchester Mystery House before, because it's a perfect setting for horror. The Spierig's may have invented a totally fictional story, but I found it to be a particularly compelling one about getting over grief and loss. There were even some great scares! Take the scene where the mirror keeps tilting away from the protagonist's face towards a chair several times before revealing somebody standing behind the mirror itself. And what about that reveal that shows that that one servant was actually a demonic ghost? Good stuff. Much better than 10%.

7/10

Saturday, February 10, 2018

The Great Buddha +: Hsin-yao Huang


To read this review, go to: https://www.theyoungfolks.com/review/116153/movie-review-the-great-buddha/.

5/10

Kill Order: James Mark


To read this review, go to: https://www.theyoungfolks.com/film/114850/kill-order-review-the-james-mark-film-completely-misses-its-mark/.

1/10

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

General Idi Amin Dada: A Self Portrait: Barbet Schroeder


To read this review, go to: http://theretroset.com/pick-your-potentate-trump-or-idi-amin/?utm_content=buffer7f8aa&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer.

8/10

The Troubled Troubadour: Forest Ian Etsler, Sébastien Simon


To read this review, go to: https://www.theyoungfolks.com/review/115811/slamdance-2018-review-the-troubled-troubadour/.

Saturday, February 3, 2018

Mary and the Witch's Flower: Hiromasa Yonebayashi


To read this review, go to: http://natehoodreviews.tumblr.com/post/170477310488/mary-and-the-witchs-flower-%C2%BD.

7/10

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Man on Fire: Joel Fendelman


To read this review, go to: https://www.theyoungfolks.com/review/115903/slamdance-2018-review-man-on-fire/.

6/10

American Folk: David Heinz


To read this review, go to: https://www.theyoungfolks.com/review/115862/movie-review-american-folk/.

7/10