Sunday, December 2, 2012

Radar Secret Service: Sam Newfield


Did you know that radar can be used to fight crime and stop foreign powers from stealing our precious Uranium-238? No? Well, that's probably because that is preposterous. Too bad nobody told Sam Newfield, director of Radar Secret Service. The film depicts radar as a one-stop cure-all for criminal behavior. When a group of thieves steal the aforementioned Uranium-238 (a key ingredient for nuclear weapons), the government must use radar to stop them! There's just one problem: radar can't detect Uranium-238 when it isn't moving. So all the criminals have to do to thwart pursuing authorities while transporting the Uranium-238 is stop the car. Now, to me, this seems like a fatal flaw on the part of radar. But the government authorities don't thin so! Their solution? Use a female mole to break into their operation. In the end, it is the mole who ultimately defeats the criminals. And who do the authorities give the credit for their successful operation? Radar! It may be me, but it seems like Radar Secret Service only proves the worthlessness of radar. It doesn't help that the rest of the film is boring, tedious, and monotonous.

3/10

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