A collection of informal movie reviews for the purpose of documenting my thoughts on the films that I watch.
Friday, July 29, 2016
Hush: Mike Flanagan
Whew! That was a close one! For a second there I almost gave up on Mike Flanagan's Hush. There's a scene near the end that almost made me rage-quit where the killer stalking deaf novelist Maddie Young finally catches up to her and bludgeons her to death. But after he kills her, the scene cuts away to show that it was just Maddie imagining her demise. I hate it when films do that. But Flanagan cleverly used this intrusive scene to begin an extended sequence where she imagines all of her options to fend off the killer. Somehow, it works. Thank goodness, too, because Hush is a great thriller with a wonderful central concept: a deaf person being stalked by a murderer. Sometimes the cinematography gets a bit too dark for my tastes, but it maintains its momentum and intensity.
7/10
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Burr Steers
I'll give Burr Steers' Pride and Prejudice and Zombies this: it improves on Jane Austen's original novel by actually explaining why that militia was nearby. But other than that, the film simply isn't worth watching. Those who enjoyed Seth Grahame-Smith's parody novel will be disappointed to discover that the film only takes maybe the first third of the book and uses it as a springboard to do something else. It adds a new plot about how there are some trying to save zombies who haven't been fully zombified...and then there's something about the literal Hour Horsemen of the Apocalypse rising from the grave? It's all very contrived and boring. It's not even that gory. What's the point of doing a zombie version of a great novel if the zombie violence isn't preposterous?
4/10
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
Three Stories of Love: Ryōsuke Hashiguchi
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/japan-cuts-2016-roundup-4-the-magnificent-nine-2016-three-stories-of-love-2015/83565.
5/10
The Magnificent Nine: Yoshihiro Nakamura
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/japan-cuts-2016-roundup-4-the-magnificent-nine-2016-three-stories-of-love-2015/83565.
7/10
Monday, July 25, 2016
April Story: Shunji Iwai
Well shucks...I guess I do like Shunji Iwai's April Story. Clocking in at 67 minutes, it's barely more than a short film. There's even an extended sequence of the main character watching an old Toshiro Mifune samurai film that felt like desperate padding. It feels like it was constructed solely of the bucolic bits that populate the spaces between the scenes of brutality and cruelty that dominate his other films. The last 10 minutes are such a heart-breakingly beautiful cinematic expression of love that they forgive the rest of the film's languidness. It's nice to see some of Iwai's trademarks like scenes involving live music, people traversing pastoral countrysides on bicycles, and almost neurotically timid female protagonists (well, maybe I didn't enjoy seeing that last one...).
7/10
Ghostbusters: Paul Feig
Screw what the other critics said. I loved the third act of Paul Feig's Ghostbusters. It was loud, colorful, fun, and most importantly, it kept the awful improvisational comedy to a minimum. That was what really sank the film for me. I know that the original Ghostbusters (1984) allowed its talent freedom to improvise and riff on whatever was going on, but they improvised jokes, not entire bits. Those Patrick Swayze and "cat's out of the bag" routines were pure torture to sit through. But I genuinely enjoyed much of the rest of the film. The four Ghostbusters were excellent. Kristen Wiig in particular shocked me with how much I liked her. I assumed her character would be the equivalent of a dead fish or a flimsy handshake. But she ended up being my favorite. The main villain was weak as hell, though. I think the first moment I truly cringed at the film was when we saw him giving a Travis Bickle monologue to himself in a mirror, explaining his evil plan and his back-story. Give me a break.
6/10
Sunday, July 24, 2016
Hush!: Ryosuke Hashiguchi
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/japan-cuts-2016-classic-film-roundup-burst-city-1982-face-2000-hush-2001/83517.
4/10
Face: Junji Sakamoto
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/japan-cuts-2016-classic-film-roundup-burst-city-1982-face-2000-hush-2001/83517.
5/10
Burst City: Sogo Ishii
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/japan-cuts-2016-classic-film-roundup-burst-city-1982-face-2000-hush-2001/83517.
3/10
Saturday, July 23, 2016
Emi-Abi: Kensaku Watanabe
To read this review, go to: https://unseenfilms.blogspot.com/2016/07/nathanael-hood-takes-on-emi-abi-2016.html.
5/10
Thursday, July 21, 2016
Flying Colors: Nobuhiro Doi
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/japan-cuts-2016-roundup-2-bakuman-2015-the-actor-2015-flying-colors-2015/83327.
8/10
The Actor: Satoko Yokohama
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/japan-cuts-2016-roundup-2-bakuman-2015-the-actor-2015-flying-colors-2015/83327.
5/10
Bakuman: Hitoshi Ohne
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/japan-cuts-2016-roundup-2-bakuman-2015-the-actor-2015-flying-colors-2015/83327.
7/10
Tuesday, July 19, 2016
The BFG: Steven Spielberg
Steven Spielberg's The BFG is a film of great warmth, great creativity, great beauty, and absolutely no momentum. I almost fell asleep in the middle of it. This is particularly frustrating because, as I think back upon it, I cannot for the life of my figure out what could have been done differently to make the film more engaging. Mark Rylance is perfect as the BFG, Ruby Barnhill was marvelous as Sophie. The scenes where they catch dreams in the lake was breathtaking and the fart scene with the Queen was the best involving flatulence since the bean scene in Blazing Saddles (1974). And yet, I still felt like I was watching paint dry. Beautiful paint, mind you. But paint nonetheless.
5/10
Green Room: Jeremy Saulnier
I really hope Jeremy Saulnier becomes this generation's John Carpenter. He certainly seems to be on track what with his string of highly idiosyncratic horror/thriller films. I haven't seen Blue Ruin (2013), but I've heard incredible things. Murder Party (2007) impressed me with its originality and creativity, but left me ultimately feeling let down by its uneven plotting. Green Room sees him at the top of his game. Nerve-wracking, tense, expertly written, and masterfully performed, it's everything a good thriller should be. If it had come out 20-30 years ago, it might have been a classic. But for whatever reason it's been banished to limited theatrical runs and the film festival circuit. What a shame. It only cost $5 million to make. Imagine the possible box office returns if it had been promoted like a James Wan film.
8/10
Monday, July 18, 2016
Love & Peace: Sion Sono
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/japan-cuts-2016-sion-sono-roundup-the-sion-sono-2016-the-whispering-star-2015-love-peace-2015/83130.
7/10
The Whispering Star: Sion Sono
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/japan-cuts-2016-sion-sono-roundup-the-sion-sono-2016-the-whispering-star-2015-love-peace-2015/83130.
8/10
The Sion Sono: Arata Oshima
5/10
Friday, July 15, 2016
Outlaws and Angels: JT Mollner
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/movie-review-outlaws-and-angels/83007.
5/10
Mohican Comes Home: Shuichi Okita
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/japan-cuts-2016-movie-review-mohican-comes-home-2016/82931.
7/10
Suicide Club: Sion Sono
It's a good thing Sion Sono's Suicide Club is so graphic, bloody, shocking, and creepy. Otherwise people would have realized that it made no damn sense. It's just a random assortment of gore, shock twists, and tangentially related nonsense. Who were those nurses at the beginning? Why did they reappear after killing themselves to haunt and torment that poor guard? Who was Genesis and his crew? Were they really responsible for the Club? Who were "Dessart?" What was their motivation to do what they did? I've heard that this film's plot holes were explained in tie-in manga, books, and sequels. Screw that! I shouldn't have to invest in a whole franchise to figure out what's happening in ONE movie!
3/10
Tuesday, July 12, 2016
Love Between the Covers: Laurie Kahn
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/movie-review-love-between-the-covers/82722.
7/10
Monday, July 11, 2016
A Bride for Rip Van Winkle: Shunji Iwai
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/nyaff-round-up-7-the-tenants-downstairs-2016-saving-mr-wu-2015-whats-in-the-darkness-2015-a-bride-for-rip-van-winkle-2016/82595.
6/10
What’s In The Darkness: Wang Yichun
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/nyaff-round-up-7-the-tenants-downstairs-2016-saving-mr-wu-2015-whats-in-the-darkness-2015-a-bride-for-rip-van-winkle-2016/82595.
5/10
Saving Mr. Wu: Ding Sheng
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/nyaff-round-up-7-the-tenants-downstairs-2016-saving-mr-wu-2015-whats-in-the-darkness-2015-a-bride-for-rip-van-winkle-2016/82595.
7/10
Sunday, July 10, 2016
The Tenants Downstairs: Adam Tsuei
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/nyaff-round-up-7-the-tenants-downstairs-2016-saving-mr-wu-2015-whats-in-the-darkness-2015-a-bride-for-rip-van-winkle-2016/82595.
5/10
The Mermaid: Stephen Chow
It took me a long time to figure out whether or not I liked Stephen Chow's The Mermaid. There was a lot of things in the film that I liked. Much of the humor was wonderful, particularly a hilarious scene where the mermaid Shan (Lin Yun) repeatedly tries and fails to assassinate playboy tycoon Liu Xuan (Deng Chao) with deadly sea creatures. I've seen the whole "Rich Person Discovers the True Meaning of Life Through Love" story done plenty of times, but this film is sweet and earnest enough for me to forgive that. I even admire the third act tonal shift where the film switches from slapstick comedy to tragedy-drama. But that's the thing: I admire it, not like it. Overall, I don't think the tonal shift works and the environmental message is over-played to the point of absurdity.
6/10
Thursday, July 7, 2016
Swallowtail Butterfly: Shunji Iwai
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/nyaff-round-up-6-tetsuo-the-iron-man-1989-swallowtail-butterfly-1996-all-about-lily-chou-chou-2001-tekkonkinkreet-2006/82463.
10/10
Tetsuo: The Iron Man: Shinya Tsukamoto
To read this article, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/nyaff-round-up-6-tetsuo-the-iron-man-1989-swallowtail-butterfly-1996-all-about-lily-chou-chou-2001-tekkonkinkreet-2006/82463.
10/10
Wednesday, July 6, 2016
All About Lily Chou-Chou: Shunji Iwai
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/nyaff-round-up-6-tetsuo-the-iron-man-1989-swallowtail-butterfly-1996-all-about-lily-chou-chou-2001-tekkonkinkreet-2006/82463.
8/10
Tekkonkinkreet: Michael Arias
To read this review, go to: http://theyoungfolks.com/review/nyaff-round-up-6-tetsuo-the-iron-man-1989-swallowtail-butterfly-1996-all-about-lily-chou-chou-2001-tekkonkinkreet-2006/82463.
6/10
Sunday, July 3, 2016
Grimsby: Louis Leterrier
Louis Leterrier's Grimsby has one good idea: an untrained civilian who gets their hands on a gun and finds themselves completely nonplussed by their first acts of murder. It's a surprisingly effective piece of comedy. But everything else about Grimsby was just inexcusable. There's good bad taste and bad bad taste. But this film? This is stupid bad taste. Most of the jokes aren't even funny, they're just shocking. The jokes feel like set-ups for punchlines. But you know what the worst part is? The way it degrades amazing, talented actors and actresses of color. Gabourey Sidibe and Barkhad Abdi all get turned into grotesque stereotypes for the sake of half-baked comedy. Penélope Cruz acts out one of the most boring heel-turns in recent cinema. She feels under-utilized. Maybe if this film was just a little bit funny I could give these things a begrudging pass. But they aren't. So I can't.
2/10
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